Pesce Week 13: The Extreme Trafficening

Hello and welcome to week 13 of my Pescetarian Experience. From tonight's dinner alone I am glad I chose to be pescetarian and not vegetarian. I ordered myself a Scallop Parmesan Pasta, which was delicious, and my mom ordered Seared Ahi Tuna and Coconut Shrimp for appetizers and my God they were so freaking good. The Ahi Tuna was so perfectly melting in your mouth and the shrimp was just awesome. So yeah, that was one freaking amazing meal.

So as some of you may know I'm down in Escondido, San Diego area, for my cousin's wedding. Since I probably won't post anything on Facebook about it, and the wedding is tomorrow, Congratulations Jason and Alice. We decided to go to Old Town in San Diego itself after being at the Wild Animal Park (or San Diego Zoo Safari or something that it is now). We get to Old Town after getting turned around and there is absolutely no parking, because of Comic Con. I had no idea how close to the convention center it actually was. So we decide, eff this, and we head back towards our hotel room deciding to get dinner somewhere along the way, this wasn't too bad traffic-wise. So after the amazing dinner I mentioned we head back and the traffic was horrendous, where someone nearly crashed right into Rey and Beth. We made it back here safely though, so yeah....

Until next time. Oh wait! I just realized something I wanted to post on, there is a chance, depending on the dinner menu, that I will be using my first cheating day since starting all of this, so yeah, I'll post on that if it happens. Until next time for reals this time.

Notoriously,
Mandog

Juarez Was a Man

Well, Juarez was a man of a laptop. Juarez was the sort of laptop that you wouldn't take on a cheap date, you'd take him to a fancy diner with some high-end WiFi, and you would pay for his access to it. Juarez didn't take shit from no-one, in fact one time someone tried to give him shit and he just stabbed the guy using a puppy. Nah, Juarez was a good laptop, Gateway with 512 memory, 1.8 processor, and only something like 30 Gigs of disc space. He was a cheap model, even for four years ago, but I still enjoyed having the freedom of my own laptop. Then there was this day, one fateful day. I set Juarez down on one of those folding desk things so I can call my brother, I heard a crash and I came back into the living room... there Juarez sat, beneath a pile of crap that fell around the same time. I move the pile and I see only half of the screen working. It broke my heart, we went ahead and fixed his monitor, the price wasn't bad and I felt the need to have that internet freedom. I get him back and I live blissfully, for less than a year. You see, there's a fatal flaw with Gateways, or so I have been informed shortly after my experience with it. Gateway laptops' charging pins aren't set properly, and often times completely break off irreparably, this happened to Juarez, may he rest in piece, and may I retrieve my data from his Hard Drive.

So there we go, I told you of the life of Juarez as I had planned to. I hope you enjoyed my tale of woe. I'll see you tomorrow.

Sorrowfully,
Mandog