Sunday, August 15, 2010

Wooing the Mandog

So I'm talking to my friend Batmanda about various things and a phrase I had just said to her is, "I'm fairly certain my heart is my stomach."

Well here's a few tips for all of you ladies out there who are like, "OHMYGODINEEDTOBEWITHTHEMANDOGHEISSOEPICANDAWESOMEANDIJUSTLOVEHIMSOVERYVERYMUCH!"

- calm down, I may be so awesome you can't breathe and forget how to space out your words, but being calm helps get my interest
- cook, just cook something, you don't have to be a culinary master and you don't have to be able to cook a lot of things but if you can cook one thing well or a few things decently it definitely helps
- enjoy and partake in art, it doesn't matter what form of art, be it dancing, music, singing (it is music but I'm separating instruments and voice), painting/drawing/etc. I love art.
- be smart, intelligence is fucking awesome... enough said
- be awesome, this can be achieved though a vast variety of methods I'll let you figure it out
- have a good taste, in everything... movies, music, tv, food and me...

Well I'm off to play some LoL.

9 comments:

  1. Current alias is IronManda though.

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  2. And you forgot the part about defeating your evil exes.

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  3. You need five more exes, mandog. Start with possibly hot chick from the party, then precede to entering random girls' dreams in your delivery-man job.

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  4. Heather can totally be the Psychic Veg..etarian.

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  5. also, Manda, Batman>wolverine>green lantern>superman>The Hulk>misc.>wonderwoman>ironman. JUST SAYING!

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  6. So... do I win already? =D
    I make some fantastic hamburger helper...

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  7. He needs to find a cute-in-a-socially-awkward-ironic-sort-of-way girl.

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  8. WHO IS LEDENE!?!?!? MAKE ME HAMBURGER HELPER!!! Also, I approve of all of these comments (except maybe Marlon's latest because I'm a fan of Iron Man... and Wonder Woman is the worst, but Iron Man is definitely below Green Lantern). Oh and I know who Ledene is now.

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  9. Oh and Batmanda's first, I don't quite approve of that one.... Batmanda is so much better. It's what you're in my phone under.

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